Ominous Questions for June 13, 2008
June 14th, 2008Welcome to Ominous Questions! We make sure to bring you only the very best. “Best” here is defined as “whatever we’re given”.Today we had the luck of being given two very astute questions from a dude named Max…Max…his last name is impossible to spell, so let’s just dub him Max Occupancy:
…wouldn’t it be cool to have a hit counter? And eventually, a forum?
Walt: Why would we need a hit counter? You already know when you’re visiting the site.
Mick: Maybe he means a counter for how many times we hit someone? Or get hit. Like, a “face-punching” counter.
Walt: Hey, that’s EXACTLY what we need! In fact, let’s take a look at those numbers now:
WALT CALVIN VICTOR MICK
8 4 4 0
Mick: Only eight, Walt? That number seems kind of low for you.
Walt: It’s not eight. The stupid counter resets when it goes over four digits.
Calvin: Now, on to the forum question. I think it’s a perfectly valid idea. Victor, why don’t we have a forum?
Victor: Because we have a comments section. People can talk to each other in there. If and when it gets too crowded, we’ll move the party to a forum.
Calvin: Is this all because of that mod thing?
Victor: Calvin, this is neither the time nor the place–
Calvin: I was a moderator on a gaming forum, and Victor posted a picture of himself playing Game Boy. What did I call you again? It was something funny, like “Shasta” or Shabazz”.
Victor: I really don’t want to talk–
Calvin: SIGNS! That’s what I called you. Remember why I called you signs? What did I say?
Victor: You called me Signs because you said I was the worst thing you’d seen all summer.
Calvin: So there you have it. Victor vetoed a forum because of his resemblance to M. Nighr Shyamalan’s later works. I guess if the forum happens we’ll be changing his name to Lady in the Water. Or maybe The Happening, but the jury’s still out on that one.
That about wraps it up, folks! Come on back next week for more great questions and hilarious repressed memories!
