Ominous Questions for Whenever We Feel Like It, 2008
June 25th, 2008Welcome to Ominous Questions! Sorry we’re a bit late, Walt assaulted a police officer and we just got the money to bail him out of prison. However, today’s questions are totally worth the wait. They all come from a Mr. Sean Collins, which reminds me of a person I knew once, but whose name I can’t recall…I’m pretty sure he got some crazy disease, like diptheria or something. Anyways…
My name is Sean Collins, and if there’s one thing I’m certain of it’s that anime sucks. You know what else sucks?
Walt: No, what?
A lack of Mick in the previous strip.
Walt: I disagree.
Calvin: What he means to say is that Mick’s been really busy lately. He works at a hospital, and that means long hours, erratic breaks, and a total lack of an immune system. He’ll be back soon, though.
And Ninja’s totally suck compared to Navy Seals. I’ve been aware of this for years, but refuse to let this argument die among my friends.I’m a doctor who loves to drink and curse. I can tell you that right now there are approximately fifteen children who have contracted malaria due to not seeing Mick in the comic enough in the time it took me to write you this email. I could have been treating them, but this just goes to show you how much I care about Mick.
Also, while I was writing you this letter I just checked wikipedia and found out that carp are a part of the Cyprinidae family of fish. This may not make sense to you yet, but just give it time.
Victor: This isn’t even a question.
Mick: I’m not even sure what to say…yes? Am I supposed to agree or something?
Victor: Kudos to you, Sean Collins. You managed to make us ask more questions than we answered. Also, what person has a reliable Internet connection in a country in which Malaria is still prevalent?
What were we talking about?
Calvin: You tell us, Sean Collins. You tell us.
That about wraps it up for today’s Ominous Questions! But don’t despair. We’ll be back on Friday for more nonsensical ravings from Sean Collins!
June 25th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Wait. So Walt works in the hospital AND the comic shop?
June 26th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
That Collins fellow sure sounds like a go getter, pretty on the ball if you ask me.
I really doubt Walt could work in a hospital, however. Do no harm is kind of an important personal value in the medical setting.