And now we come face to face with Calvin’s nemesis, the newborn whose prophecies have laid waste to nations. Many are the leaders of men who thought to defy the baby’s words, and many are the leaders of men who’ve fallen prostrate before him in dire supplication.
I think it might be time for me to lay off the J.R.R. Tolkien for a while.
That baby was bad news from the outset. When his family moved into the apartment all the animals in the building died. Then there were the two weeks of complete darkness, and then…there was Calvin’s trip. We don’t like to speak about Calvin’s trip, but suffice it to say that little Nostradamus is a frightening entity. I mean, he’s only like a year old and he’s already prophesying at a 9th grade level.