Behold a Pale Horse: Part 1
And now we come face to face with Calvin’s nemesis, the newborn whose prophecies have laid waste to nations. Many are the leaders of men who thought to defy the baby’s words, and many are the leaders of men who’ve fallen prostrate before him in dire supplication.
I think it might be time for me to lay off the J.R.R. Tolkien for a while.
That baby was bad news from the outset. When his family moved into the apartment all the animals in the building died. Then there were the two weeks of complete darkness, and then…there was Calvin’s trip. We don’t like to speak about Calvin’s trip, but suffice it to say that little Nostradamus is a frightening entity. I mean, he’s only like a year old and he’s already prophesying at a 9th grade level.
- Chris
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 am
Remember what I told you guys…I think at CG’s wedding (that night is a little blurry for me…)…this is it: first laugh out loud episode for me. Freaking hilarious. I especially like the tag line ‘ominous baby’. That might be funnier then the whole strip.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
that child is TERRIFYING…
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Kidthulu Bonnets. The first of many great Ominous Knife merchandise.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
kidthulu bonnets, i would buy one for ben when he eats BBQ. have you seen him when he orders wings to go?!
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
No I haven’t.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Hahahaha…….I get it………Really funny………….I’m still cool……………………STOP QUESTIONING MY NERDNESS!!!!!!!!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 9:29 am
I’d wear it.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I don’t think that Kick Ass Ronto guy gets this strip. I’m not sure if he gets any of them…I think he’s faking his nerdiness.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
who is ronto anyway? is he some kinda star wars nerd or what? i think he just wikipedia’ed random star wars names for that one. you should ban him kevin
July 31st, 2008 at 6:20 am
Wow.
I don’t blame him, kids are terrifying!