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Ominous Knife » 2008 » August

Archive for August, 2008

Ominous Questions Without Ominous Answers

News Posts: August 2nd, 2008

Welcome to Ominous Questions! Today we have a very special letter, courtesy of Not Based on Walt. You see, after reading his letter it became painfully obvious that Not Based on Walt is essentially insane, and the rantings of a lunatic are always both funny and best left unedited. So today, in lieu of answering [...]

Who you gonna call?

News Posts: August 6th, 2008

This XKCD is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day….I mean week, month? year?

Marching along we’re adventurers!

News Posts: August 8th, 2008

Save the Adventurers’ Club!
I don’t remember which trip it was, but I do remember my first night at The Adventurers’ Club.
We had decided to go out to Pleasure Island on our trip to Walt Disney World, I was excited to go but I have to admit I wasn’t all that excited. I don’t drink and [...]

Sick Again


August 12th, 2008

A sad/awesome look at what could have been.

News Posts: August 14th, 2008

Tom Brevoort has an interesting blog entry about a failed Marvel cartoon project back in the day.
My favorite quote is this: “As in the comics, Matt Murdock is a blind lawyer who is secretly Daredevil. (Unlike the comics, he has dark black hair, at least if the presentation drawing is anything to go by.) By [...]

Power of Suggestion


August 19th, 2008

Ominous Questions for, Like, the Past Three Fridays

News Posts: August 22nd, 2008

And we’re back in the house like furniture! We apologize for the brief hiatus; Victor, Walt and Mick had a staring contest, and to spare you from the details I’ll just say this: no staring contest should last longer than 13 hours. As for Calvin, he was too busy planning a raid in Final Fantasy XI that he [...]

State of the Knife

News Posts: August 25th, 2008

Hello everyone!
I Just wanted to take the time to give you an update on how things are going here at Ominous Knife.
First off we’ve made our first dollar! While Ominous Knife is in no way a money making endeavor, we have still managed to gain one whole dollar in advertising money this month. We plan [...]