Sick Again
First Bernie Mac dies, then Isaac Hayes. We’re losing talented entertainers at an alarming rate, and yet the non-contributing members of Hollywood are still alive, strong, and starring in TV shows centered on their worthlessness.
Sadly, the trend is on the rise. As talented people die, unfunny lumps of stupid fill the void like air into a vacuum. Did you know that both VH1 and E! air more shows about untalented people than anything else? It’s a fact. That’s like somebody getting a time machine, and instead of going back to the age of dinosaurs or forward to the age of flying cars, they decide to go back in time by 15 minutes so they can change the clothes they were wearing when they got into the time machine.
It’s not only a waste of resources and time, but it’s actually negative useful. Like, if they were to create a cure for whooping cough they’d only be as useful as they were prior to the time machine incident.
Anyways, Kevin’s sick so we put this up. Strangely enough, it actually did happen earlier today. Sorry folks. Hope you enjoy the strip, though!
- Chris
August 12th, 2008 at 8:52 am
sorry youre still sick, is my knife at your place? it seems to have gone missing and now i am sad.
August 12th, 2008 at 9:34 am
This comic sucks, I’m going to stop reading it.
August 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Becci, is it an ominous knife?
August 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
dunno, ask kevin … apparently he’s the foremost authority on the subject.
August 12th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
But it’s your knife. Wouldn’t you know?
August 14th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Don’t press it, man. Maybe she doesn’t want to talk about it.
Why so pushy? You jerk.
Becci, it doesn’t matter to me whether your knife is ominous or not. We’re friends regardless. Our relationship is without conditions, unlike those with Burt, that judgmental knife based elitist.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Sorry to find out you’re sick. In response to what you posted on my site, I plan on going 3x a week when the new year starts up. But now my goal is to do a better job at community building like you and Chris.
-C.