The Parent Trap
For a brief while I considered apologizing to Steve Gutenberg, but then I thought: “Hey, maybe he’s dead.”
Since I don’t really care enough to check Wikipedia, I’ll just assume he is and that my apologies would fall on deaf ears. Besides, even if the man still breathes his career expired long ago, so teasing him now would be like teasing a random Starbucks employee. I do that often enough and without reproach, therefore Steve Gutenberg is similarly fair game.
As a side note, that’s the greatest use I’ve gotten out of my college logic class.
Speaking of logic, I wonder what made the guys assume that anything involving Ted Danson and Steve Gutenberg would be a positive child-rearing tool? They’d have gotten more useful info from a box of Wheat Thins. Plus, there’s the added bonus of Wheat Thins providing sustenance, an act which neither Danson nor Gutenberg can pull off anymore. Whoo boy! I’m on fire with these relevant celebrity jokes! This must be how it feels to be Perez Hilton!
But enough about all that. You guys still haven’t told me how you’re doing. I’m beginning to get worried. Are you eating enough fiber?
September 16th, 2008 at 4:09 am
1. I’m doing well, thanks for asking
2. He’s not dead, last thing he did was fail in the 2008, “dancing with the stars” show. so i guess he’s a horrible actor and dancer. make fun of that.
3. you may continue your hilariousness.
September 16th, 2008 at 5:33 am
you win. i laughed out loud again. now the hole clinic thinks im nuts.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:53 am
I’m eating tons of fiber. It’s great.
September 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
awesome comic and i can’t wait to see where this story line leads. by the way my roommate would say taht i am probably eating to much fiber.
September 16th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
No, just to irk you, I’m cutting back on fiber. What do you think of that?
September 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
If you had MY logic class you might have been able to symbolize that whole thing! But no, you wanted to accidentally minor in Psychology and I had to go by myself to have a professor pretend that I was an entire class!
U(x) –> Xi } Xc
For all X, if X has one member, then X is an entire class.
QED
September 16th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
QED: quod erat demonstrandum — that which was to be demonstrated. You see, you’ve got the gerundive use of the verb demonstrare, to prove or demonstrate, denoting a necessary action, and . . .
September 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Adam…….STFU!
September 19th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I was a philosophy major, studied symbolic logic, and I still think that you pretty much killed my whole day with those posts Adam. MY WHOLE DAY. Let’s just hope I can refrain from suicide.
September 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 am
It’s almost 6 AM. Where’s my ominous knife?
September 25th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Seminary students can’t kill themselves, Ben. KAR–you can silence me, but you can’t silence the logic!!