The Awesome Party
Before we go any further, I’d just like to say that Optimus Prime would be the best president since Washington. I’d have voted for him if it weren’t for Harry Potter being on his ticket; he’s just a kid for crying out loud! He has no real world experience. On the other hand, T-rex has been around since the Jurassic period, and his running mate is a naval captain. They’ve proven themselves time and again, both on the high seas and throughout pangaea. Don’t mistake me for a Park supporter, though; I’m far too worried about senator Park’s stance on devouring humans, which is why I voted Independent. I’m hoping that my vote will be the one that puts senator Mario and governor Frylock into the offices of president and also president.
Ominous Knife has always advocated social responsibility, which is why it pains me to find out that Walt didn’t vote. Seriously, folks. As Americans, we have literally one responsibility to our democracy, and that only comes around once every four years. Let’s forego all the mayoral, senatorial and gubernatorial stuff and cut to the quick: If you can’t find the time to vote for the next leader of the free world, then you’d probably be better off in Midgar. Yeah, that’s right. I referenced an eleven-year-old mediocre game. Whatcha gonna do about it? If you can’t get up to vote then I’m sure you won’t get up to defend yourselves against my stinging barbs. I bet you non-voters enjoyed Final Fantasy X-2, didn’t you? Had enough? You probably find new episodes of Family Guy absolutely hilarious. Yeah, that’s right. Now cry for daddy.
- Chris
P.S. I can’t believe I got to use the word “gubernatorial”.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Final Fantasy 7 is not MEDIOCRE! SEPHIROTH, DUDE, SEPHIROTH! Aeris dies. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN A GAME?! Pikmin?
November 11th, 2008 at 1:28 am
This is almost as good as an actual comic…..
November 11th, 2008 at 3:18 am
aw, i feel all better now
November 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’m all for Senator Park because I hate being cold! I mean the way I see it is, he eats the dinosaurs that eat the plants that get compressed into oil so: less plant eating dinosaurs = more plants = more oil = more cars = more greenhouse gasses = longer summer = no winter. Of course by this logic Mr. Park is the sole cause of global warming so that might hurt his chances at getting elected.
November 12th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
i love optimus prime and all. but seriously, he’s died like three times and rose again like Jesus. Potter would be pissed if he became president and then have to give up his president’s chair when OP comes back from the dead.
Here’s a question: Does Obama have the matrix of leadership? and if so, does that mean he should change his name to Obamidus Prime?
May 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Prime potter all the way kevin can you make this a tee-shirt?