Christmas is upon us, and apparently Victor has found a way to share his distaste for the holidays with everyone. It’s not surprising, considering that the guy finds Rosh Hashannah to be a personal insult.
So…yeah, Christmas. Three weeks before the actual holiday. I guess we’ve succumbed to what holidologists call “Freakin’ Christmas already!?”, which is a condition that causes otherwise sensible people to believe that Christmas begins in August, and makes them arrange their homes and commercials likewise. This explains the glut of “Christmas savings” ads that came out in September.
Normal folks, like you and I, live our lives in the correct holiday order: Awake from a turkey-induced coma to forage for last-minute gifts on Black Friday, Gray Tuesday, Holy Crap It’s a Week Before Christmas Thursday, and Well, Everyone Could Use A ShamWow Wednesday. I believe the Hebrew people referred to this as the “festival of savings”.
But as for Victor, it looks like his cake plans have lost steam, as well as yeast and all semblance of edible content. It looks like it could be great for a stocking stuffer, though. You know, for someone you hate.