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December 9th, 2008

A Party of One

Christmas is upon us, and apparently Victor has found a way to share his distaste for the holidays with everyone. It’s not surprising, considering that the guy finds Rosh Hashannah to be a personal insult.

So…yeah, Christmas. Three weeks before the actual holiday. I guess we’ve succumbed to what holidologists call “Freakin’ Christmas already!?”, which is a condition that causes otherwise sensible people to believe that Christmas begins in August, and makes them arrange their homes and commercials likewise. This explains the glut of “Christmas savings” ads that came out in September.

Normal folks, like you and I, live our lives in the correct holiday order: Awake from a turkey-induced coma to forage for last-minute gifts on Black Friday, Gray Tuesday, Holy Crap It’s a Week Before Christmas Thursday, and Well, Everyone Could Use A ShamWow Wednesday. I believe the Hebrew people referred to this as the “festival of savings”.

But as for Victor, it looks like his cake plans have lost steam, as well as yeast and all semblance of edible content. It looks like it could be great for a stocking stuffer, though. You know, for someone you hate.

- Chris

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6 Responses to “A Party of One”

  1. The Fighting Lexicographer Says:

    Finally, tuesday is upon us and i can get my ominous knife fix. Seriously, I am terrified by how many times i check the rss feed to see if there is anything missing from my collection of things already seen. I was at such a loss for a while there that I sat looking at old Perry Bible Fellowship comics and pretending that it was the first time again. It didnt work and I just had to read more, like a junkie who just can’t get enough. I am particularly a fan of this one because of all the pretty colors and knives and fire.

  2. becci Says:

    i have allowed ace of cakes to not only dictate my television programing, but it is also now my back up plan for when i get out of the army… ;0

  3. Ben Says:

    Yay Ace of Cakes! Man, I love that show. What would make that better would be if the OK crew guest starred on an episode.

    So, funny strip…yay Christmas.

  4. jurei Says:

    only victor could make a cake that was on fire and yet still semi-intact

  5. MI Says:

    Funny!

  6. Adam Says:

    Thankfully the grodiest part of Victor’s beard is netted and the nutritious sides are still free share their bounty.

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