The More You Know…?
So it turns out Walt is alright. It’s important to know that no matter what, under no circumstances should anyone trust the advice of a television doctor, no matter how smarmy he is. Also, be sure that you understand the difference between real illnesses and ones that you made up on the spot. Let’s hope the guys learned their lessons, or at least learned that werewolves don’t exist.
In other news, there was apparently a holiday that occurred last Saturday. That’s cool I guess, except for that I didn’t get off, what with it taking place on Saturday. Now President’s Day…boy, that’s a holiday. Everyone across the nation getting a day off to spend time with their sweethearts. And by “sweethearts” I mean electronics outlets and car dealerships. Man, I wish President’s Day came around every week. I honestly can’t think of anything else one would’ve spent money on this past weekend. I mean, what would you even buy?
- Chris
February 17th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
How can you yell anything at the top of your lungs if your lungs are a subdued territory of your massive prostate? Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say “at the top of your prostate?”
February 17th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Liberty.
I’d buy liberty.
February 17th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
WEREWOLVES DO EXIST!!!!! STOP TELLING LIES!!!!
February 17th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Fireworks. In a few months my investment will pay off.
February 18th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Lots of guns and ammo before no one can buy them anymore. That’s what I bought.
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 am
On valentine’s day,
i bought a pineapple. a whole one.
May 29th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
“The More You Know” the more you wish you didn’t know.