Okay guys, you deserve to know why there’s no strip today. I didn’t want to reveal this, but…

…Like I said in an earlier post, Kevin is involved with some unsavory folk.Well, he went missing for awhile. Luckily I received a couple of post cards from him indicating his whereabouts, albeit in a convoluted manner. I’ve tried to decipher them but so far I’ve come up with no real leads. Maybe you guys can help me out. Every postcard said, “We had a baby.” But the thing is, he’s a dude. I have no clue how he could have a baby, unless he had a uterus implanted on his back. And I would’ve totally noticed during that hiking trip. Anyways, here are the pictures from the postcards, and maybe you can decipher them:

This picture is clearly from Kevin’s adventure in the Alps, where he fled from Interpol after stealing a priceless artifact from the Museum of Britain. I really, REALLY don’t know where he got those biceps, though.

This is Kevin hiding in Prague. His disguise is absolutely laughable, but if it helps him stay out of the hands of the “man”, then so be it. I heard he once stood in a crowd of three hundred people while wearing this, and not even his own family could find him.

This was the last postcard. I’m really worried that his days as an international jewel thief are over, as he is obviously in the custody of the most ridiculous cop ever.I just hope he can find a way to remedy the situation, or at least alleviate it with a joke or a magic trick.

So yeah, that’s the story. The question now is, where the heck is he? All I know is that wherever he is, he’s probably enjoying the fruit of his labor, and seeing the returns of his dividends.

Or, y’know, he could be at a hospital with his wife while she gives birth. Let’s all welcome his new daughter into the world, the way that only we can! With SONG!

By the way, a big thanks to Katie and/or Burt for donating the pictures!

- Chris

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