He’s a Level 16 Writer
So I hope you all enjoyed the funnest unofficial official holiday in America. I had forgotten how much fun it was, since my wacky antics never flew too well overseas. This one time I dressed up like a bear in Korea. That was a poorly-thought-out prank.
Anyways, this is Calvin’s job. Like, seriously. It seems boring until you realize that he’s essentially turned a soup can into a Dungeons & Dragons campaign. It gets better when you realize that he does this to every food item. I picked one up at the supermarket today. See if you can guess what the heck this is supposed to be:
“In order to partake in the ritual of the luminous harvest, first the ambrosia of the She-Bull must be offered as a sacrifice. Since this is most often conducted during the hours of first light it is considered a minor ritual and thus, there are few tenets to observe. But, fair reader, take caution that you are not of the clan that turned away from the She-Bull in her ascension.”
Yeah, that’s what this guy does for a living.
- Chris
April 7th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Congrats on first woman!
April 7th, 2009 at 10:58 am
The dean from the Thedar arc wasn’t a woman?
April 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
The dean from Thedar was in fact a woman.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Cussin’ Clam Clam Chowder T-Shirt! Send it to production now! Put me down for 50 XXLs.
April 7th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Perhaps you could open up a little online shop for your anniversary. I would absolutely buy a Cussin’ Clam Clam Chowder shirt.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:59 am
Yeah, and a soda enemy shirt would be nice too…
April 8th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
TURTLE STORM! TURTLE STORM!
April 9th, 2009 at 6:22 am
Dude, we should open an online shop together! I could help design the Space Lycanthropy shirt!
April 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
And I could buy it!
April 9th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
You guys have planted some ideas. I’m going to crunch the numbers, figure out what we need, figure out exactly which shirt you all want and if we could get enough pre-orders to do a run of shirts, I think this might just happen. I’ll talk to Chris and we’ll see what we can do about this.
Also Evan, we should talk about that
April 10th, 2009 at 1:38 am
ooooo while we are on requests…. i need the panda spider, as well as soda enemy, as well as Hoboken 2020, as well as the fifth panel of “High Noon in Dodge City” Thanks!
April 12th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Yeah, panda spider is the one i suggested a while ago, that would be awesome. but i’d have to say i would buy a space lycanthropy shirt or hoodie, defintely, i need both of those really really soon kevin! werd
April 13th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I put my vote in for a hoodie. I need an awesome new hoodie.