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There’s a fine line between leader and dictator, and I think Warren may have crossed that line with today’s story. Heck, he crossed the line, then did a ceremonial backflip onto it and started breakdancing while saying “Who wants a piece?” Bear in mind, this is a man whose strategies are largely outlawed by Cobra, so the fact that Warren didn’t have that guy turned into cat food says something about the assuaging powers of flowered shirts.
In other news, Bahama Baby is just flat-out awesome, and anyone who disagrees is so square that they’re probably used as levels for major construction projects. Don’t ever let someone convince you that Hawaiian shirts are bad. Unless that person is your boss. In that case it’s probably better to let them say whatever they want until the day when you can plunge that dagger you’ve been holding into soft, middle-managerial flesh.