Calvin is the quintessential starving artist — the title belying his stature, which does not look starving at all. He’s devoted his life to writing the Great American Novel, and after several unsuccessful attempts he found his medium: preparation instructions on food packages.
Victor lives with Calvin and works at a comic book store. That speaks volumes about his character right there. His refusal to adhere to “the man’s” standards has all but barred him from his true calling, Youth Ministry. He also totally has superpowers. Wait, I wrote “imagines” in that last sentence, right?
Walt works with/lives near Victor and is a passionate, passionate man. One look at his list of misdemeanors and restraining orders will tell you that. His friends use his ardor to everyone’s advantage, while his enemies…well, let’s just say he doesn’t have any of those. Anymore.
Mick lives with Walt and works at Holy Blessed Sacred Hospital. He’s a naive, kind-hearted surgeon who may sometimes be a little too introspective for his own good. If that sounds too much like plagiarism of a certain scrubs-clad TV character, just remember that Mick is really tall.
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