Listen up, all ten of you who read Ominous Knife. We’re starting a new feature this Thursday called Ominous Questions, wherein three reader questions will be answered by everyone’s favorite sociopaths. So, what we need from you guys are questions about anything. Anything. New questions will be answered every Thursday. To have a question answered, just [...]
Welcome to the first installment of our new feature, Ominous Questions! As you may have noticed, the update comes on a Saturday, when it was clearly advertised as coming on Thursday. This is because after realizing that Thursday was slightly too early, we decided to make the date Friday. And since We’re terribly lazy, the [...]
Welcome to Ominous Questions! Today we have a very special email, entitled “Walt is my favorite character, I don’t understand why you don’t do more with him”. This missive comes by way of Not Based on Walt, a name which takes a great deal off my mind:
Dear creators of ominous knife,I absolutely love your comic. [...]
Welcome to Ominous Questions! We make sure to bring you only the very best. “Best” here is defined as “whatever we’re given”.Today we had the luck of being given two very astute questions from a dude named Max…Max…his last name is impossible to spell, so let’s just dub him Max Occupancy:
…wouldn’t it be cool to [...]
Welcome to Ominous Questions! Sorry we’re a bit late, Walt assaulted a police officer and we just got the money to bail him out of prison. However, today’s questions are totally worth the wait. They all come from a Mr. Sean Collins, which reminds me of a person I knew once, but whose name I [...]
We’re back in the saddle for an all-new Ominous Questions! Here is the rest of the Sean Collins letter, redacted slightly for audience approval:
What I meant to say was that I think Mick goes under used, and should have his own panel. And that’s another thing, I know that Mick isn’t real. I read your [...]
Hooray! We’re back in the house like we never left. We’ve got a whole slew of questions for you guys today, many of which come from a dude named Melvin Scotland. Apparently he’s named after a character in a Charles Dickens play.
What is some advice you wud give to an aspiring web comic artist?
Victor: Find [...]
We’re back after a forced hiatus to bring you more information you probably shouldn’t know! Today we have a letter from Kick Ass Ronto, which is less of a name and more of a title. Like, “Hey, do you know Steve? That guy’s one Kick Ass Ronto!” Anyways:
Dear Ominous Knife staff or characters,
Do you guys have any [...]
And we’re back in the house like furniture! We apologize for the brief hiatus; Victor, Walt and Mick had a staring contest, and to spare you from the details I’ll just say this: no staring contest should last longer than 13 hours. As for Calvin, he was too busy planning a raid in Final Fantasy XI that he [...]
Boy, it sure feels good to be back! We experienced a brief hiatus when Mick lit a child on fire while performing a routine appendectomy. After a rather costly legal battle and some jail time we’re back and ready to bring you the good stuff. And by “stuff,” I mean “questions”. And by “good,” I [...]
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