Ominous Questions All Up In Here!

News Posts: October 25th, 2008

How’s it going folks? We’re here with a shockingly punctual post. Just kidding! Even with a month’s worth of preparation we take our sweet time. Anyways, the Phillies are in the world series, which makes this week’s question all the more appropriate. Also, it’s pretty amazing that a team comprised of adolescent female horses can not [...]

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like Ominous Questions…

News Posts: November 14th, 2008

How’s it going, folks? We took a brief siesta after the debacle that was Halloween weekend. I really don’t understand why we can’t just one outing that doesn’t end in arrest/fire/adoption. Anyways, we’re back on the scene, this time with a question that would have been awesome if it were answered in a timely fashion:
Dear [...]

Dude, What if, Like, the Universe Was, Like, Ominous Questions?

News Posts: November 25th, 2008

Welcome to a very special Wednesday edition of Ominous Questions! We figured that with Kevin off panning for gold in the Appalachians, we’d give you readers a special treat. After all, why settle for pictures when you can have words!
Today’s question comes from someone whom we apparently don’t know, as “someone you don’t know” was the [...]

Happy Gift-Giving Holiday


December 30th, 2008

A Two-For-One Deal

News Posts: March 19th, 2009

In related news Adam, a legendary friend and regular commenter, just had himself a baby! Okay okay, he didn’t have the baby, but his wife did, and that’s totally deserving of a huge congratulations AND an Ominous Question! Let’s all celebrate with insanity!
To the Ominous 5,
 
        I’ve often thought that the human body is lacking [...]

Ominous Knife Anniversary Question Spectacular!

News Posts: April 30th, 2009

Welcome to day four of our Ominous Week! today we have a HUGE Ominous Question that will more than make up for the fact that we haven’t posted one in months!
Dear Ominous Awesome,
CAN YOU BELIEVABLE IT?!
I’ve been reading your comic for a year.  HORSE TURD VOMIT I’M EXCITED!
Where will you go fro hear?  What is [...]

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Ominous Questions

News Posts: August 19th, 2009

What up, Ominous Family? I’ll be honest with you: today’s question is going to make some people upset, which is why it took me so long to post it. Also, I’m very, very lazy. Before I reveal it, I’d just like to assure you that neither myself nor Kevin wrote this crazy thing, so if you’re [...]