Ominous Questions All Up In Here!

News Posts: October 25th, 2008

How’s it going folks? We’re here with a shockingly punctual post. Just kidding! Even with a month’s worth of preparation we take our sweet time. Anyways, the Phillies are in the world series, which makes this week’s question all the more appropriate. Also, it’s pretty amazing that a team comprised of adolescent female horses can not [...]

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like Ominous Questions…

News Posts: November 14th, 2008

How’s it going, folks? We took a brief siesta after the debacle that was Halloween weekend. I really don’t understand why we can’t just one outing that doesn’t end in arrest/fire/adoption. Anyways, we’re back on the scene, this time with a question that would have been awesome if it were answered in a timely fashion:
Dear [...]

Dude, What if, Like, the Universe Was, Like, Ominous Questions?

News Posts: November 25th, 2008

Welcome to a very special Wednesday edition of Ominous Questions! We figured that with Kevin off panning for gold in the Appalachians, we’d give you readers a special treat. After all, why settle for pictures when you can have words!
Today’s question comes from someone whom we apparently don’t know, as “someone you don’t know” was the [...]

Happy Gift-Giving Holiday

December 30th, 2008

A Two-For-One Deal

News Posts: March 19th, 2009

In related news Adam, a legendary friend and regular commenter, just had himself a baby! Okay okay, he didn’t have the baby, but his wife did, and that’s totally deserving of a huge congratulations AND an Ominous Question! Let’s all celebrate with insanity!
To the Ominous 5,
        I’ve often thought that the human body is lacking [...]

Ominous Knife Anniversary Question Spectacular!

News Posts: April 30th, 2009

Welcome to day four of our Ominous Week! today we have a HUGE Ominous Question that will more than make up for the fact that we haven’t posted one in months!
Dear Ominous Awesome,
I’ve been reading your comic for a year.  HORSE TURD VOMIT I’M EXCITED!
Where will you go fro hear?  What is [...]

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Ominous Questions

News Posts: August 19th, 2009

What up, Ominous Family? I’ll be honest with you: today’s question is going to make some people upset, which is why it took me so long to post it. Also, I’m very, very lazy. Before I reveal it, I’d just like to assure you that neither myself nor Kevin wrote this crazy thing, so if you’re [...]